One Angry Waitress

Writing, for me, is like pulling teeth. From my dick.

 -David Rakoff

Danica Klewchuk, now five years out of the industry, still gets the serving nightmares. In said nightmares, she is usually naked, but for a pair of clogs, or has only one table, but has somehow managed to lose their takeout anyway.

These days, she can mostly be found writing, freaking out kids with weird puppets at her library job, and trying to get up when everyone else does (though her body still longs to sleep until at least ten). She lives in Edmonton, Alberta, and is at work on a novel.